a pre-packaged bubblegum princess, currently pregnant with a second child. talentless, live very poor voice, digitally edited voice is actually pleasant. all of her songs are written badly(music and lyrics).
- wow, brittany spears sure let herself go. her sexiness sure died fast. madonna is still hot. compare and contrast.
- TINA FEY (back when brittany was hot) "Britney's ass looks good. Look at that ass. That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years that whole area is gonna blow, so enjoy it now. Have it photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and liniments. You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether or not those are breast implants are not.. Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt completely real."
- TINA FEY (back when brittany was hot) "Britney's ass looks good. Look at that ass. That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years that whole area is gonna blow, so enjoy it now. Have it photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and liniments. You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether or not those are breast implants are not.. Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her.. and, to me, her breasts felt completely real."
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Get the britney spears mug.the act of marrying tonnes of guys for only 38 hours each forgetting the position you consumated the marrige in then keeping it from the partner for 3 hours before calling them honey then the secrets out kind-of seems like Ross from friends dont it
by Crazyd October 2, 2005
Get the britney spears mug.a snobby whore who sings like garbage, and has absolutely no self-esteem. all her music blows total cock, i dont see how it sells. it consists of repetitive beats and lame sound effects in an effort to enhance the already lame lyrics. lyrics, i might add, that have no real depth or meaning. supposedly she lip-sings, but it wouldnt matter, becuase her music is terrible either way. she is very full of herself, and isnt worth her weight in piss. for some unknown reason, kids idolize her, and would rather listen to the crap she puts out then something quality. and remember the kiss with madonna? people would rather talk about that bullshit, then be concerned with current issues that migth actually affect them. granted she is very beautiful, but that is about all she has done for the world.
why our society would rather idolize a whorrish, sleazy, untalented, snobby, good-for-nothing bastard then a band with great talent and lyrical depth is beyond me.
by Eddie March 27, 2004
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Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.
Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.
Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.
A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.
A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.
Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.
One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.
Britney Spears will probably blow all the money she's ever made trying to prolong her celebrity past its expiry date.
by Action Man July 13, 2007
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