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Search Karate

A competition where people with different types of smartphones race to search the Internet to answer a question.

It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
Me: Hmm. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."

Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."

Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"

<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>

Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
by halpwr May 9, 2013
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Star search

Verb: The act of searching for a footnote referenced by an asterisk.

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Jackass-terisk: Noun: Any person who publishes, posts, or writes anything that includes an asterisk and who then fails to identify the reason for the asterisk.
1. The reader was determined to star search until he discovered the meaning behind that asterisk.

2. The next time I star search something and discover the author failed to include the associated footnote, I'm gonna get myself a sawed-off shotgun, find that m**ther f**ker, and blow off the head of that douche bag Jackass-terisk.
by Moreron21 July 14, 2011
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My search history

"Your browsing history appears here"
Bob: can i see your search history?
You: not even god himself shall lay his eyes on my search history
by Ur gay hah May 10, 2022
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google image search

Definition: a person who turns everything you say into something perverted

Background: Try searching anything on google images, most searches have a pornographic image on the first page
Person A: Stop bangin on the tables
Person B: Huhuhuhuh "banging"
Person A: You bloody google image search
by Are yer April 24, 2005
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Search Google or type a URL

when you get caught peeing in the kitchen sink.
Mom: wtf is wrong with you
Me: The fact that dad left me when I was 5, Mom.
Mom: haha u loser
6 hours later
Me: *goes on computer and types Search Google or type a URL*
Me: Huh.
by vaginavato69 April 22, 2019
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Spearchukka

deragatory white slang for a person of color, typically african descent but can also cover ground to any race of non caucasion or asian descent.
Senario: A black man makes a good sports run or point scoring drive for the team and a racially swayed redneck in the audience may say; "hooray for the spearchukka!"

Used in an SNL skit with Richard Prior & Chevy Chase back in '75.
http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=9960
by Charvelguy December 9, 2008
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