Shardonnay

A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.

Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."

by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011

scargo

A special kind of 'relationship', in which an older man develops romantic feelings or even an unhealthy obsession towards a much younger girl.

The girl assumes they are just friends and often sees the man as a kind of father-figure.
Can and will end badly for all parts involved.

"Damn, he's totally going scargo on her!"
"The two of them are such a Scargo. I don't think the poor girl understands what's going on."

by Viego's Trash April 22, 2016

Sharmone

Michael Jacksons word. Has no meaning. He just says it now and then

Sharmone! chek chek da koe!

by Hugo January 24, 2004

sharmone

ummm

Sharmone mutha fuckas! heee heeeeeeeeeee

by anus August 29, 2003

shangoli

the act of having sex with another

boy - do u want some of the good shangoli
girl - hell no!

by bikez January 11, 2008

Sharlo

Someone who is related to a camel and has a fucked up tape.
The type of nigga to eat ass
Tapeless bitch
Got a forehead vein bigger than his dick

"Yo Sharlo did Helen Keller give you your tape?"
"I'm trap"-Sharlo

by UnicefIsNotCorrupt December 18, 2014

Shagoo

The accidental defication of a persons bottoms in public, around people, in restaurants, in church, which after the fact results in laughter.

boys says " If you dont get me home right now, im gonna Shagoo in my pants, in your front seat"

girl laughs hysterically

boy says " Too late I Shagooed"

girl continues to laugh

by I Shagooed (moval) April 14, 2010