Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

SAMF

Acronym meaning Sloshed Ass Mother Fucker.

Joe was definitely a samf last night.

by PurpleHawk June 4, 2009

Samf

Samf is the abbrievation for Shallow Ass MotherFucker!

Girl, don't waste your time on that guy he's a SAMF!

A SAMF is that guy that always talks to your boobs.

by "Johnson" July 19, 2007

Shafe

An annoying person who ugly and thinks he cute makes fun of people but never looks at himself and he is always nasty

Class: shafe coming
Teacher: Run and hide we are having a lockdown

by Unknown101091 November 13, 2019

SAMF

Smart Ass Mother Fucker

(while talking on the computer since you have no life...and apparently neither do i)

dude. that one guy john is such a samf.

whats a samf?

a smart ass mother fucker. duh.

by narag March 6, 2007

shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010

shafaa

means shut the fuck up

shafaa mate

by bfshbfsifbai October 26, 2020