Semen Erosion

Semen Erosion is when you take a jizz and u don't clear up the crime scene correctly so u have a lil bit of cum in your pants and it erodes at your pants causing little bits of cotton to come off and stick to your balls causing your balls to go multicoloured. Can be used to make bitches go Crazy for ur big black balls.

Person 1: Last night I fell victim to the classic Semen Erosion.
Peron 2: Not again Person 1 my mum went crazy after seeing your pink balls last night I dont know if we will be able to orgy with her and dad again

by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021

semen brick

It's when you find these 2 girls and you want to cum on there faces so bad, that you freeze your own semen over the course of a week until you have enough to make ice cubes of semen then shove them down their faces while hitting them with a brick.
(For more like this see definition: Donkey Punch)

It's when you have these two girls and you just want to cum all over there faces, but you wanna smash for real.
Like literally with a brick to their fucking teeth.
So you ask them hey, you want this semen brick?

by DickAnderson October 23, 2017

semen sipper

a girl or guy who enjoys the act of guzzling and drinking semen after giving oral sex or engaging in sexual intercourse.

Alex G: did you know Chritine K is a semen sipper? She can't get enough of guzzling her boyfriends cum!

Kristin F: Yeah i know that girl's a slut.

by creampie94 April 19, 2009

Semen Spouter

One who intakes semen in the mouthhole and then spouts it in a sprinkler like fashion

That wench is a real semen spouter

by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010

semen brothers

Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women

How many semen brothers do you have?

by Kuehlstein November 2, 2017

semen everywhere

an expression of extreme excitement and enthusiasm; a metaphor for an enjoyable memory or moment.

that movie was so amazing! semen everywhere! i'm glad our bromance can endure such awesomeness.

by neat words May 7, 2009

Semen Fannyjuice

When a guy jerks off on a girls back and the semen runs down the butt crack and spills onto the vagina.

I busted a nut on my girls back and semen fannyjuice was everywhere.

by Piss Flaps Monkey October 29, 2010