Slappy-cakes

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.

My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.

by Mojuwon November 3, 2012

happy slappy

Criminal acts, often caught on mobile video phone's and passed around to other children to witness. Often these are scenes of bullying, rape, and, in some cases murder.

Newspaper headline: "Happy slappy incident: gang of 19, average age 12, gang rape girl, 13".

by Flatster November 26, 2005

redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.

Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

slappy fishbone

n.
1. An old school autococker (paintball gun)body, which is still very popular with paintball players because of it's looks

2. An out of control penis

1. Dude did you see that slappy fishbone... that thing is sweet!

2. Look out, DUCK!!! it's a slappy fishbone

by JG-UNIT May 18, 2005

swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 10, 2008

Slappy

one who decides to copy off of another in time such as but not limited to; clothing, shoes, shirts, bands, music, personality. most likely, this person pulls off the act wrong and looks worse than they originally did. This person also lies about his past.

"whoa! last week, that kid was into the beatle. Now i see him shopping where I shop and buying the same clothes as I. He even listens to the same exact bands as i do! What a slappy."

by chris richards January 5, 2009

Slappy

Adj. The description for the female version of being "Pussy Whipped" as taken from the expression "Turkey Slapped".

Have you seen Emily lately?
Nah, she's way to Slappy on Mike to come out anymore.

by ThomasHawksley January 27, 2012