straight b student 

A person with an B in all of their classes.

I am a straight B student. Mediocre as hell.

straight b student by gracer pacer December 17, 2016

straight dude sex 

Any act resulting in orgasm between two straight men but involving no kissing, cuddling, or touching of balls.

"Hey Tad, Suzy blew me off again. Wanna come over for some straight dude sex?"

straight dude sex by Bubbrubb July 26, 2008

Straight Guy Seems Gay 

A male who is straight but seems to be gay. He goes to salons, get petacures and manicures and is very fasionable.

Straight Guy Seems Gay by Anonymous January 23, 2007

straight number system

the straight number system comes from the original word str8. that is the average. if something is really straight u can put str9 or if it like even str8r then u can put str(fitylevin) thats the highest cuz we all know u cant beat fitylevin.

damn that shit was str10000

straight number system by jerb March 31, 2005

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

Straight-legged shit by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

straight up Sith by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

straight-edge stoner 

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before

Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs

straight-edge stoner by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023