Stoke Fan

A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.

Look! A wild Stoke fan emerging from the tip!

by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022

stokes

ickyyyyyyyyyyy

stokes sucks

by ellahatesstokes January 12, 2022

Stokes papa

A very buffed blonde boy who likes surfing.

You like wana stokes papa this wave.

by Gutie Gutie May 21, 2022

Stokes papa

Stonky donkey is a mad surfer

you wanna stokes papa this wave.

by Gutie Gutie May 24, 2022

STOKE THE KNOT

The act of packing your balls into a woman's ass as if you were packing/stoking a pipe.

"Last night I met a chick who wanted me to stoke the knot. I said "what's that? And she said pack your nutbag into my whispering eye. I obliged her."

by Chaps Provelone October 28, 2021

Stoking

Stoking:

Verb
the action of refusing to admit to yourself that you’re obsessively following an individual.
Stok (also spelt stoke):

“Dude stop stoking we all know you’re a stalker.”

by Isaac Dicks October 30, 2021

Stokes Twins

Your typical brainrot YouTube channel run by two Asian-looking brothers, except this one has disturbing, bizarre and sometimes suggestive thumbnails. I wonder how the kids that watch them aren't scared of all that.

Me: The Stokes Twins suck and should be demonetized.
My baby cousin: nah

by BlazeNinja22 December 4, 2024