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Steven

A one of a kind individual, of that you can be sure. Steven is a charming fellow who firmly believes that taxation is theft, babies are a drag, and coffee is just undesirable hot bean water. One look at Steven, and you will wonder why you ever looked at anything else. Someone who is sure to capture your attention, floor you by coming in clutch with a Mel Brooks reference at just the right time, and who could probably snap you clean in two with his strong and powerful guns. Lay 'em down and smack 'em yack 'em. Any woman would be lucky to travel the world, laugh and smile, practice winking, or spend sweet sweet time close to a Steven. He is an irreplaceable someone you will simply never forget.
"When Steven first touched my leg, a chill ran down my spine. Boy, is he something."

"I am serious, and don't call me Steven."

"Steven and Lav, sitting in a tree."
"Steven and Hugh R. Makinmegay went to the gym together. Well, not *together* - that would be gay. Just at the same time."
by lavvyboots January 5, 2020
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Steven is a great overall person that makes everyone laugh and is very loyal and happy person he is very cute and attractive but yet is only focused on one girl at a time he is very smart but goofs off sometimes however his brain will give him a big head start in the future as a big businessman.
Steven is extremely cool
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Steven is a super amazing guy. Usually born in the month of November and probably a twin. If you have a Steven, cherish him.
Girl: yep, I just know Steven's the one.
Boy: How? You've never even had a conversation!
Girl: you know, when you've got this feeling in your gut? trust me, his definitely the one.
by Words are the fossils of civil February 4, 2020
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Is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He is super cute, sexy, manly, caring and loving. You can always trust him because when you are his girlfriend you are the only one that matters to him. He is the most faithful guy you will ever meet. He is a total goofball and likes to have fun and be silly. Loves food and cars. If you get yourself a Steven, keep him.
Damn is that Steven? He’s perfect
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Steven is a hateful, bitchass, old man head cath tech. Who put Reggie down the drain.
by RCS! February 26, 2020
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A boy that is very sexual. He usually uses the words gay, lesbian, or even bisexual. He thinks a lot about his friends, but he can get carried away sometimes. He likes girls, but sometimes acts weird around them.
Steven has use his unusual word to a girl
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The weird stinky kid in the back of your ela class
Student 1: bro he reeks
Student 2: yeah it's Steven
Steven: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
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