soggy marshmallow

When your girl wants to fuck and is really wet but you are flaccid so you kinda just grind up against each other.

Yeah so my girl totally wanted to fuck last night but i couldn't get it up so i just gave her a soggy marshmallow and went to bed.

by kokapuff July 28, 2015

Soggy lettuce

Someone with no personality

Omg mollie is such a soggy lettuce

by Toné hab March 03, 2017

soggy cookie

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it

Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

by The Return of Light Joker May 06, 2008

Soggy Cracker

Usually played at a dance. Guys stand in a corner and place a cracker on the floor. They then proceed to
"ejaculate" all over it. The person to "ejaculate" the least on it has to eat it.
Girls usually played soggy fishstick.
Can be played with other objects.

Person1: Awwh man last night we played soggy cracker and I ended up eating it
Person2: Thats nothing. My girlfriends and I played soggy fishstick and it ended up being waterlogged fishstick. I had to eat it.

by Miss123 October 29, 2005

Soggy Bread

You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.

Uhhhhhh, I fell like soggy bread today.

by SoggyBreat November 05, 2019

soggy taylor

(n.) Someone who exercises, doesn't shower/cleanse themselves, then has sex.

ie. I heard Deanna got a soggy Taylor last night.

by m.benny November 15, 2014

soggy brosnan

A sexual act in which a man urinates down a rope that is hanging off the edge of a building directly over a woman's gaping mouth. The urine dribbles into her mouth and gives her much excitement! See also variants, 007 and Shaken Not Stirred.

Jack skipped school to give Samantha a soggy brosnan.

by filthGuy42 March 03, 2010