chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

snowmanned

Key word for when you are touched by your uncle

Mom uncle billy-Bob just snowmanned me, but I told him I didn't like it

by The wizard of lizard December 21, 2013

Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.

Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!

by Brownsugar December 30, 2013

snowman sandwich

When three men are penetrating a hole at once, and the collective semen from their members dribbles out so much so that it coats their balls. The creates a 3 sack high snowman sandwich

"All of us were fuckin' her in the ass then the cum came out. It ended up making a snowman sandwich!"

by WhydoIive December 12, 2016

snowman cookie

where a guy shoves his dick in a snowmans ass, mostly putting a fleshlight and then ejaculating so its not obvious. or when a guy shoots his load all over a woman and eats her "cookie" then licks the "frosting" off.

did you see that guy across the street yesterday?
he really needs to get laid

dude i did a snowman cookie on her, she enjoyed it so much!

by meanbitch61 December 14, 2016

Indominable Snowman

A snowman who cannot be fucked with.

The indominable snowman didn't melt even under the hottest of Saharan suns.

by Tamarashayne October 9, 2019

Angry snowman

Thw better way to say the best cube craft game of ( snowman survival

Yo theo hop n angry snowman

by The interlectual January 27, 2020