NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.
VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"
Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"
Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.
by Papamitch04 January 03, 2021
When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.
The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's
by silverspoon catcradle November 04, 2016
Coke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. This long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.
Ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that coke shovel of his this weekend.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.
by CokeShovel#1 October 02, 2013
1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.
2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.
2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
I was watching this TV show on old mob guys, and this one old timer picked up a Shovel and hit this guy square in the face….. it’s like he Shovel Punched him.
by Red Earth January 07, 2011
Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
by webmayin April 29, 2013
by mothafuckaimill95136 January 07, 2012