Ohio Shovel

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.

Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013

coke shovel

Coke shovel: an abnormally long pinky fingernail, usually on a male. This long pinky fingernail is used for shoveling small hits of the narcotic, cocaine.

Ricky is whacked out of his mind, it appears he did too much digging with that coke shovel of his this weekend.
The coke shovel is a dead giveaway of a coke head.
People that state they were "packing the beak all night", may in fact have a coke shovel to go along with the bad habit.
After dropping off a #2 in the toilet, I wonder if Carlos's coke shovel gets in the way when cleaning up the mess.

by CokeShovel#1 October 2, 2013

shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.

Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.

by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013

Shovel Daddy

A shovel daddy is basically the gay equivalent of a sugar daddy who is usually much older than his partner(s) and is always a pitcher not a catcher

"where did you get all this money bro?"
"Well... I kinda got a shovel daddy"

by Jeff loves dick 69420 June 11, 2018

Shovel Syndrome

Someone that looks like they got hit in the face wtih a shovel and their face went flat.

Damn that girl Misty has shovel syndrome

by mothafuckaimill95136 January 7, 2012