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Satan

A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.
Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!
by funny fellas January 15, 2014
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Satan

The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.
"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"
by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011
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Satan

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.
Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
by Xfing June 2, 2014
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Satan

The one who lives in Hell to torture the evil doers. *My nickname! I am Satan, so watch out!*
Me (Satan): Now, you evil fledlings, lets learn algabra..... *maniacle laughter*
by You_Worst_Nightmare May 11, 2006
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Satan

a biblical entity of pure evil;

one of satanic nature;

a cheating male;

a woman;

people of peruvian descent; your

first ex;

a person who causes you harm;

one you hate
You're such a Satan. Tell that to my ex-wife. Haha
by A Black Man With a Pokemon April 23, 2011
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satanism

see poopatology and catholocism
satanism is teh gayness
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satan

my friends laugh at autistic jokes w me cuz we r satan
by wellokboomeryourwelcome December 8, 2019
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