hopeless romantic

An AWESOME Bouncing Souls album. Contains the catchiest song ever, Ole!.

Dude 1: Hey Dude 2, I just got Hopeless Romantic!
Dude 2: All right! Rock on man!

by NoobMuncher3000 April 20, 2007

oooh romantic

Used in an awkward silence.
Not taken liturally...

"My dad just died"
*awkward silence*
"Oooh romantic"

by Meekbanks September 17, 2008

Hopeless Romantic

Christian Devotie

"It's ya boy, hopeless romantic."

by ActualLamb November 13, 2018

hopeless romantic

jewel

kid: mom what’s a hopeless romantic?

mom: jewel

by dontask12345 May 31, 2021

Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you

Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.

Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.

by fadjkals;fdsjkal; May 21, 2016

romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.

Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.

by fadjkals;fdsjkal; May 21, 2016