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Retentious

Present tense, adj. to be retaining fluids in your body.
“ I am a bit retentious due to the carb load I had yesterday
by Sardella September 12, 2018
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Reston pancake

When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions
I want him to make me a Reston pancake.
by Lady FatKid July 27, 2019
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Rescent

When a clothing item loses a man's scent and it's time to go get more dick and clothes that smell like him.
My friend said she was busy tonight, she had to go rescent.
by Hot_fox August 19, 2019
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Resting Dick Angle

Resting Dick Angle or RDA is the angle of a persons penis when in the flaccid state.

RDA is measured by first getting an errection and using a ruler and a sharpie to draw a line straight down the top of the penis. Then in the flaccid state a protractor is layed on top of the penis, positioned straight out from the hips. If the line drawn on the penis is striaght out at the 90 degree and that individual has 0 degrees of RDA. RDA angles is negative degrees if it's to the left of 90 degrees and positive if to the right of 90 degrees
Dude: Bro what's your Resting Dick Angle at today?
Bro: It's a little to the left dude... My RDA is - 3 degrees today!
by SpicyBry January 20, 2020
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resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.
Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.
by Grimstache September 8, 2020
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resting glitch face

Noun.

a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)
Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.

Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.
by Woogster Rawr Rawr March 26, 2021
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Resting Mask Face

The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.
After wearing a face mask for 16 months I've developed a permanent resting mask face.
by Dr. LOL August 5, 2021
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