Noun: A woman who no one really knows at a party, but still sketches/sluts around like she knows everyone. Not necessarily a terrible or nuthugger, a random can be appealing to a drunk guy, and hooking up with her can result in props from friends.
Dude, Nate hooked up with a random last night!!
Looks like there are some fuckable randoms in this piece tonight!!
Calling someone a random is funny because its using an adjective as a noun.
Looks like there are some fuckable randoms in this piece tonight!!
Calling someone a random is funny because its using an adjective as a noun.
by N.O. Treal December 28, 2005
Get the random mug.1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
by Elated Discord February 11, 2008
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Get the Random mug.Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
by Z Random December 28, 2007
Get the random mug.When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.
celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
Get the random mug.Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.
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