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randomocracy

the state of no purpose, being random, having grape fights and chickens congregating in your yard at the same time. the only way you can have randomocracy is if your not trying.
when randomocracy occurs, you are usually doing something with one of your closest, most akwardest friends. you will probably be doing something with food that will turn out badly or something random will happen. so you will ask youself "randomocracy"? and the answer will probably be most deffinately, yes.
by peachykeenjellybean(: February 13, 2010
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The Random Game

A game in which two participants go back and forth throwing out random words. It's not supposed to make much sense, and there isn't really a way to win unless you play the more risque version of the game.

In the risque version, the players still throw out random words, but at some point, one of the players (usually the one who proposed that they play the game) tells the other one a deep, dark secret. This secret may or may not involve the other person or their life, and the other person might come back with a secret of their own. The person with the deepest, darkest secret can "win," even though the random game isn't "winnable," per se.

The risque version is usually more common in forms of communication other than face-to-face, such as texting or IMing. The fact that the players are miles away from each other temporarily saves the secret-teller from a potential ass-kicking. The clean version can be played through just about any means.

Both versions can go on for theoretically any amount of time, although the risque version usually ends quickly due to the awkwardness/anger caused by the secret-telling.

Long story short, if someone asks you to play the random game.....they probably have a confession to make. I suggest you either brace yourself or decline the offer.
The Risque Version:

Jack: Hey bro, let's play the random game.
Tom: Okay, dude.
Jack: Tree.
Tom: Carton.
Jack: I fucked your sister the other night.
Tom: She fucked your brother that same day.
Jack: .........
Tom: I win.

Molly: Let's play the random game!
Trisha: Okay.
Molly: Couch.
Trisha: Bagels.
Molly: Bridge.
Trisha: Telephone.
Molly: I walked in on your husband doing it with a dude.
Trisha: WTF?!?!
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The clean version:
Billy: Let's play the random game!
Bobby: Okay!
Billy: Sun!
Bobby: Food!
Billy: Wheel!
Bobby: Gate!
(participants continue to say random words)
by Alie rawr October 27, 2011
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random

an incredily overused word humongous douche bags use. Usually used by people who think they are smart.
Lexi: omg! That was so random what you did right now!
phil: i will shoot you.
by lil snoopy January 21, 2010
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random stuff

Cassie: Did you see that blanket...its Tyler wanna steal it?
Jessica: No i was looking at a squirrel.
Cassie: ohh random stuff.
by Cajess August 23, 2011
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Random

A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.
Bob: Hey frank!
Frank: Yeah?
Bob: Silver Turds! haha how random ay!
Frank: ...not funny
by MacAus91 March 6, 2008
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Random

Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.
Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"

Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"

Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
by arabian sand goggles December 12, 2010
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random mexican

etym: originally used by "Gaming Jim", this phrase was popularized by Team Sped

n. A person, regardless of race, who is in a group gathered for a particular task, and is unskilled at that task. Also has been shortened to both 'random' and 'mexican'
We need another person to play. Let's grab a random mexican off the street.
by Darklight March 10, 2005
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