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Positive Ramming

A term which is euphemism for "intentional spreading of HIV", also called Pozzing. Given the self-loathing put upon gay males during the AIDS epidemic and by Christians' obsession with sodomy in exclusion to a loving relationship, the act is popular among the gay fetishes.

This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.

For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.
"Man: I hate to get another positive ramming... my current strain is treatable by my medication."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."

"Man: Yes ma'am..."
by FaqBasher January 12, 2022
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[dodge ram]

The best fucking truck ever made.

1500 - Half Ton
2500 - Three Quarter
3500 - One Ton
That guy has a dodge ram, I'd like to suck his dick.
by Colejaboy October 29, 2008
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ram off

An exclamation used to the effect of 'fuck off', 'piss off', 'go away' or anything else in that vein. The word "ram" is also a versatile substitute for swearing, suitable for use in class. It can be used as a noun, an adjective, a pronoun, a verb and several more.
1. Guy: You've got a face like a smacked arse, ya bawbag!
Other guy: Ram off ya rammin' rambag!

2. Guy: Ooh, that was a hard hit!
Other Guy: Aye not as hard as I Rammed yer ma last night, mind!
by Big Gus September 7, 2008
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Cow Ram

This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.

After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.

The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.

Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.

Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..
Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!
by TheProRammer August 18, 2014
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Jay ram

A beast that loves to climb trees and amazons in the woods and wilderness.
Friend: "Look at that beast over there climbing trees in the woods."
Other friend: "Woah! I have never seen anything like it. Iwonder what species that is."
Friend: "From the way it looks, it must be a Jay ram!"
Other friend: "With that speed, i bet it likes to climb amazons too."
by FitLife24/7 May 20, 2017
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ram shambo

1.)Another term for a rim job

OR

2.) a game where one 2 guys take turns kicking each other in the nuts till one falls down. last one standing wins
1.) "I gave Sally the ol' ram shambo last night."

2.) "Billy is unable to have kids due to too many games of ram shambo"
by chrystie November 6, 2007
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ram rooter

An derogatory way to refer to New Zealanders, suggesting that they have sex with rams. Derivative of sheep shagger.
New Zealander: We win the rugby again

Australian: Piss off ram rooter
by ajmason87 July 17, 2006
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