pwned by life

When one is truly dealt a bad hand by nature. Used to describe one who is so horribly hopeless and worse off than anyone else, they have truly been pwned by life.

"Man, Travis' dad just got diagnosed with cancer."
"Right after that black kid stole his bike, and fucked his girl?"
"Yeah dude."
"Oh man, pwned by life."

by DickDanger December 6, 2007

pwned

although spelled with a p, i believe it is still pronounced "owned": the p is silent

OMFG Pwned IRL

by anonymous January 17, 2004

rofl pwned

What happens when someone gets hurt, ripped, or burnt so bad that everyone in the area must roll around on the ground laughing at what just happened.

Man 1: *Runs into small metal pole"
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED!"

Man 1: *Whips man 2 in the eye*
Man 3: "Don't worry, I'll get him"
Man 2: "No, I've got it covered"... *walks over to man 1 and gives him a sweeny*
Man 2: "ROFL PWNED

by Assassin Mr X December 17, 2007

porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website

person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

pwned

meaning pimiping women, nigguh, especially divas

dayummm i was totally pwned last night.

by steveriniiiiiiiiiiiiiii July 31, 2007