funny poop

when u take a fat shit and its looks funny

look at that funny poop

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020

Steady Poop Shaft

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter

Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night”
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling”
Jamie:”Me too”

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Mr.Poop

A. Suculent motherfucker who cant build a gold farm for shit.

You are such a big Mr.Poop

by Robert Gaming Joda January 3, 2022

Poop-hole Loop-hole

Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.

I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole

by Starfuckerinc July 1, 2017

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 July 10, 2015

upside down poop

When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.

Guy: why he got a turd streak on his cheek
Dude: he just did an upside down poop

by godsbutthole October 26, 2013

poop sock

The clutch object when you are far away from the bathroom and don't think you'll make it. Poop in the sock, wipe with the outside.

Kid: "I really need to poop!"
Dad: "GIVE HIM THE POOP SOCK"

by Nialltheboss June 22, 2019