poor man's ferrari

see pontiac.

Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 2, 2018

poor person

Christian Le, stupid ass can't even afford a free game.

"You should get tetris. It's a free game."
"Can't I'm a poor person"

by T H O T P O L I C E October 9, 2018

Poor Form

Poor Form can be compared to the terms "Shame Shame" or "Shame on you!" (As used by TV Personality Stephen Colbert )

You forced mary to give you Blumpkins? Poor Form, sir, Poor Form indeed.

by PoorFormKing December 18, 2008

Poor Man's Gin and Tonic

A mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of Sprite and 3 oz. of Gin

Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.

by CarringtonS January 29, 2009

Poor Loko

A beverage made from mixing an energy drink and alcohol. Popular at nightclubs that play bootie-themed hip hop or house music. Also popular with binge drinking sorority and fraternity members. A spin on the now-infamous and banned Four Loko drink.

I hear there's a punch bowl full of Poor Loko over at the Lambda Lambda Lambda party tonight. Let's get wasted bro!

by mojoroum November 21, 2010

Poor-John

An amazing band from Durham, Maine. You can listen to them here: Http://www.myspace.com/poorjohn or here: Http://www.poor-john.com.

Man, that band Poor-John is incredible. I think I'm going to buy their album "This CD Made Us Broke..." Today.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

poor man's cock

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.

"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."

by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008