Poontang

Pooping in a trash can and letting it sit there. Soon enough it will stink up your whole house.

I just took a giant poontang

by Ohohojoh July 13, 2017

poontangoed

The action of closing your legs on a partner's head unannounced as they perform cunnilungus on you.

This is in reference to the popular drink Tango and the subsequent "You've been Tangoed" ad campaign, which involved slapping someone on either side of the head.

Guy 1: I was eating this chick out last night and thought I was doing a good job, until she slammed her legs closed on my head.
Guy 2: You got poontangoed, mate!

by Abo-bo July 31, 2017

Pooexting

Texting with someone while simultaneously pooping.

I explained to Mike that I was Pooexting hime because I was pooping while texting.

by KEQ October 9, 2017

Poontangle

A poontangle is a person who’s being a total bitch and has a stick shoved up there vagina so that they are uptight and bitchy

Shut the fuck up you poontangle

by Soggy May 3, 2018

Poontang

Slang for the female vaginal cavity.

“Damn, that bitches poontang is tight as all hell!”

by HughNormous February 18, 2018

Poontang

That one word for sex that is better than all the others. Probably because it is just so fun to say.

"Hey man, you gonna get some POONTANG tonight"
"I sure fuckin' hope so"

by Poontang669 June 5, 2018

Poontang

Astronaut orange juice in instant powder form that can be mixed with water and make a tasty and refreshing drink. (according to Brett Kavanaugh)

Hey Squee, want to lift weights tonight and then get some poontang?

by schweddy balls October 3, 2018