Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020

pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.

Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?

by I eat pigs November 23, 2020

placcenta

a gay barb

“i heard he was a placcenta”

by puthyputhy September 7, 2021

placenta

good soup

I had placenta today.

by operasinger69 February 17, 2022

PlacentaCicle

Freezing the placenta on a popsicle stick

My wife had a baby and made me a placentacicle

by Morkhiemen February 28, 2022

Pavement princess

Makenna clement

Makenna drives a pavement princess

by Shshsgsysbs April 11, 2022

pavement stone counter

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

by crudmonkey May 16, 2022