Painting her nails

Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.

"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

War Painting

The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.

DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!

by Bloodhound34 November 23, 2006

finger painting

Take a shit on a guy or girls face and smear the shit around with your penis head.

Dude last night my girl was getting me pissed off so i finger painted all over her face.

by mill dew May 10, 2005

they stole picassos painting

theyre pretty good im listening to theyre cd

what the fuck is an example? i hafta use twenty words

by john kulhanek February 10, 2005

painting underwear

to get drunk

let's go paintundewear tonight!

by Eloisy April 19, 2003

Painting the roses red

Originally taken from Alice in Wonderland. English term for a woman being on her period. (On the rag, surfing the crimson wave)

'Sorry baby, you're not getting any tonight. I'm painting the roses red.'

by Faye S January 10, 2010

Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008