Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.
by Billy B November 20, 2006
A big shit you take the night after some serious heavy drinking. The pile left in the toilet resembles a big bowl of chocolate pudding. Usually smell is so bad the person producing the pudding starts to gag.
Party host: dude, what the hell is that smell? Did you slaughter a wild animal or something?
Hungover dude: no dude. I just unloaded a monster batch of party pudding. Any idea what I drank last night? Holly shit, I about knocked myself out with my own stench.
Hungover dude: no dude. I just unloaded a monster batch of party pudding. Any idea what I drank last night? Holly shit, I about knocked myself out with my own stench.
by Squillacky November 27, 2013
Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.
Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.
by Viagra Falls July 05, 2008
Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.
Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit-Pudding commercials already!
Mom, I haven't had a shit in days. Do we have any Jamie Lee Shit-Pudding?
Mom, I haven't had a shit in days. Do we have any Jamie Lee Shit-Pudding?
by KellsBellsOhYeah July 23, 2010
Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.
Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit Pudding commercials already! It's just a fucking bowel movement!
Mom, I haven't had a good shit in days. Do we have any of that Activia Shit Pudding?
Mom, I haven't had a good shit in days. Do we have any of that Activia Shit Pudding?
by KellsBellsOhYeah July 28, 2010
by Larry DonkBonkers October 19, 2020