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Carolina Pt 2.

Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?
Carolina, I have an important question for you.

Will you be my valentine?

Carolina Pt 2.
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
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PTs

"peaceful thoughts" -- the email sign-off of James Moody, an American sociologist who is excessively chill via email. If you got an email from Jim with "PTs" below the signature and didn't understand...well now you do.
Hi Karen,

I'll get that feedback to you soon. Sorry...busy day with grant app deadlines.

PTs,
by youngmoneyfriend June 10, 2020
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PTS Japan

A term used to define an incompetent organization thinking it can do better than its global counterpart, but fails to deliver at every level. Incompetent management looking to pass off their responsibility to people simply not working hard enough, utilize manipulation and bully technic to underpay their workers and degrade their value so they feel too pitiful and depressed to leave until they became one work the train track.
A: why is the train late today?
B: someone from PTS jumped today
A: damn. again?
B: well, it’s PTS Japan. They are shit.
by JarredOliverinHell4838 February 4, 2024
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PT(s)B

Powers that shouldn't be.
"Man these greedy oligarchs are trying to take over the planet. I hate the banksters!"

"Oh, you mean the PT(s)B?"
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pt

“You got any pt”
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PT

Penis treatment, more specifically a treatment in the form of drugs, or even surgery meant to (in some way) enhance a man's penis. This is done either by enlarging it or even piercing the genitals.

It should be known that individuals who undergo PT are often referred to as "Not natty" and are therefore excluded from certain groups such as the Big Long Schlong Club.
I used to have a micropenis but now that I've had PT, I'm bigger than most!
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)

1. God is dead

2. Maybe God is not dead

3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked

4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys

5. Stan Lunar

6. No Boomers

7. Ignore Rule 5

8. No K-pop

9. No Zoomers

10. Careful of the Moderators

11. Refer to rule 17

12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)

13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14

14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)

15. Don't Die

16. I drop kicked that child in self defence

18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages

19. You must have pictures to prove your statements

20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred

21. You will never have sex

22. The cake is a lie

23. Fried pineapple is a sin

24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND

25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie

26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.

27. Nevermind your boring I take it back

28. The Rick Roll is advancing

29. Refer to rule 1

30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
by CanBeChucky January 1, 2022
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