pool-whore

One who never wants to hang out or go anywhere with friends,UNLESS it's at a pool.

My friend mike is such a nerd.He never ants to go to the mall or ouside.He only wants to go to the pool.He is SUCH a pool-whore!

by dat Jigga man pimp June 23, 2006

it's all cool in the pool

Everything is fine, and i am in complete control.

guy 1: hey what the fuck is going on here?
guy 2: hey, it's all cool in the pool.

by benjamin brucker January 16, 2004

Bloody tide pool

The menstrauting vagina of a woman with crabs.

Who knows whatcha gonna catch if you stick your dick in Yolanda's bloody tide pool.

by Haje Haje August 28, 2010

"pool ornaments"

Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.

I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).

by Rick Venus January 13, 2007

Pool Beans

Mrs Pool Beans eats these her favorite type is poop beans

Mrs Pool Beans- I love these poop pool beans
Vinny- that’s nasty

by McDonalds Fatty November 28, 2019

The pool is closed

a term that is often associated with the infamous Habbo raids by the 4chan website. they closed the pools due to Aids and Stingrays (some times StingrAIDS) that the pools contained

"dude, the inspectors are back at Habbo"
"Ig The pool is closed"

by The great panzer of the lake August 29, 2018

Tom Poolery

The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter

Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was

by Jimboslice1985 October 16, 2019