portuguese rock climb

Portuguese Rock Climb: when a female crabwalks up to a wall with her head facing the wall and you grab her ankles and you fling her up breaking her neck into a 90 degree angle and then busting a nut in her ear

portuguese rock climbing: i was portugese rock climbing with my daughter yesturday

by rootedcso April 7, 2017

Portuguese Hot water bottle

When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.

Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"

Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"

by bitchezzzman August 4, 2009

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy

"Awww that Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast was tasty!"

by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010

Portuguese Tobogan Ride

It is the purposeful or luckily fallen into position in which one mounts the sled/other rider, who is prone to the declining staircase (preferably carpeted), and continues to John Crapandy down to the ever awaiting crowd which is together chanting "Jamaica we got a doopchute team!"

And that's when Lydia told her to make sure to wear a chinpad if she and Doug were to perform the ever daunting, but wholesom act of the Portuguese Tobogan Ride (PTR)

by CrumbyGord April 30, 2012

portuguese truffle shuffle

Where you shove your finger in your poop hoop and bunny hop forward in a shuffling motion, then remove your selected finger from your sphincter and hold it in the air like a truffle and skiff your best buddy.

Pedro asked Philippe how he managed to pull the scouse lass, he simply told her, 'I used the old favourite Portuguese truffle shuffle'.

by Truffla April 24, 2014

PORTUGUESE COD FISH EXTRAVAGANZA

A woman puts herself in "canis familiaris" position. A man takes a large cod fish, opens its mouth and fills it with his wad. Then spanks her botom (with the cod) till the ass turns very red and warm. After, intruduces the cod fish on her asshole and let the spunk get inside. The man fucks her in the pussy, on any type of agriculture veicle, without letting her ass dripping the cum. When done, she gets a large dump on a sandy beach on a rainy day.

" - I dont know what to buy my wife for our 50th aniversary! - Give her an Portuguese Cod Fish Extravaganza! She will be thrilled!"

by CastroL May 13, 2006

Portuguese Cheese Cork

During a gang-bang, multiple men ejaculate into the anus of one woman or man, until their anus becomes full of semen. The semen is then eaten by another individual.

Patty: "I went to my first gang-bang last night."
Christina: "How was it?"
Patty: "It was great! They gave me a Portuguese Cheese Cork, and then another girl ate it."

by NPH868 October 25, 2015