by mattefinnish March 14, 2017
1. hot asian girl, usually that one would like to hit.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.
2. asians having sex, usually the girl is HOTTT.
1. look at that hot Poon Chang! i would HIT THAT SO HARD
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.
2. wow, that Poon Chang porn was frkn leetsauce.
by 1ftphallus May 25, 2009
Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.
by zander_r00lz March 05, 2009
Poon chen is an infectious disease that causes the intense rotting of the genetalia and can only be treaeted with poon-chen cream except in severe cases. Such cases may only be handled by an expert such as Dr. M. Riding.
"Hey dude, can you help me out, i'm out of cream and my poon-chen is acting up again" - poor sod with poon-chen
by Dr. M. Riding November 29, 2010
by dmudra21 March 11, 2010
Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!
Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!
Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!
Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
by Superfly58 November 20, 2008
A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
by Dan Rotten January 09, 2008