papa lapped a pap lopped

Proof Gackt is on crack.

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.

by theintertron June 17, 2004

paps test

check for lumps on breast ( why I'm a doctor )

back stage at las vegas follies, I said girls I'm a doctor would you like a free paps test. What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP

1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.

Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.

by Joseph Nathaniel CoateZ September 15, 2010

crop, snackle, pap

The ghetto form of Rice Krispies!

Man, my cereal i was eatin for breakfast went crop, snackle, pap! i was like WHAT?!

by Jakusia December 30, 2008

Smearnoff Pap Smear

variant spelling of Smirnoff Pap Smear

Hey honey? Let's try a Smearnoff Pap Smear tonight.

by Nathan Hall January 22, 2006

min de la pap

a word used when something is good,cool,or class,and can be used in a song.in the song u can swap the words around.

tom:i won a million quid.
joe:min de la pap,pap de la min da la pap.

by William O'Grady November 2, 2005

Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018