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Optimist

The idea that everything is best, and all things happen for a greater purpose. In other words, a waste of time.
Oh, look, there's an optimist on the street thinking he will one day be able to walk and live like a normal person when he's a paraplegic with no arms, legs, and the speech ability of Helen Keller.
by SecHuMusicGod January 27, 2015
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(optimism) you get into a horrible car crash, but atleast you have insurance!!!!
by morocco monroe June 6, 2010
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The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015
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Optimus Prime

awesome-ness, perfection
i.e. optimal and prime = optimus prime
also, the bad-ass dude from transformers who is optimus prime.
-I just jumped over that building!!
-OMG!!! Optimus Prime!!
by smile808 September 7, 2010
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opTimistic

Feeling that a virtually impossible task is completely reasonable and can be done in an absurd timeframe for minimal resources.
I'm very opTimistic that we can complete a better DayZ clone in like a few months despite having absolutely no professional game development experience!
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Friend: you should have a little optimism sometimes
me: I'M DEAD INSIDE! YAY! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
by Minty ravens~ December 18, 2018
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Suicide is your only option

Advice given by friends, colleagues, and a associates who are sick and tired of hearing another's incessant whining, bitching and moaning over their blown out of proportion, good-time-ruining problems.

On par with "Quit yer bitchin" and "Get the sand out of your vagina"
"I can't seem to get a date. Girls don't like me, I'm awkward, if I can't get a girl, I must be a loser of some kind. I'll never get laid, or a girlfriend, or married, etc etc etc."

"Hey, you know who doesn't have to worry about girls? The dead. Maybe you should kill yourself. I'm beginning to think that suicide is your only option. This way, you won't have to worry about getting laid, and we don't have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.
by Pharoah Ashseti June 15, 2008
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