ass grape

a small turd; alternately a hemroid

I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.

by Bad Billy November 27, 2003

long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.

Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.

by Clarence von S November 08, 2020

Grape Ricky

When one's nuts are sucked so hard that blood rises to the skin and causes a purple bruise to form.

Guy 1: "Hey dude did you meet up with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"

by Zafod Boombox July 08, 2015

grape slicer

A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.

Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend

by Rey Ping June 18, 2011

Grape Picker

A beaner; A Mexican; equivalent of calling a Black person a cotton picker but towards a Mexican

Demarcus: Yo
Adrian: Wassup nigga
Demarcus: Don’t call me nigga you grape picker
Adrian: Sorry cotton picker

Both: hahaha

by Abrahams Mom November 04, 2020

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 05, 2016

Grape Sack

A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.

Dan has a grape sack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017