by Papa Moyer July 26, 2009

Reggie and Ivonne drive through Louisiana bayou en route to New Orleans. The car soon to be run out of fuel. Reggie, distracted by pair of gators, didn't notice turn to gas station.
Yvonne: Reggie! You passing gas!
Reggie: I did not! That’s just swamp vapors.
Yvonne: Reggie! You passing gas!
Reggie: I did not! That’s just swamp vapors.
by dildo777 August 27, 2016

'o yes 6-0 we are cooking on gas'
by ashfin91 April 14, 2006

Excuses excuses or Stfu. For people of color, "Gu gu ga ga nigga", means the same thing but just sounds meaner.
by Dizziee February 25, 2021

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip
I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.
by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010

by Ajewman April 3, 2017

To firmly grab your penis (like a pump handle) and insert into an unsuspecting pocket of someone else. Then 'fill er up'.
You waited in line to pee? I just gas hosed that guy in the snowpants. He's a pocket full of premium.
by Blue Wafflr June 19, 2013
