diving octopus

insert both hand's, crossed over each other, with fingers intercrossed into the vagina.

i enjoyed giving Ashley the diving octopus last week.

by Sean Corcoran... June 24, 2008

cheese in an octopuss

something really random

Jack: A BLEH

Dom: Thats like cheese in an octopuss

by widzer May 15, 2010

Octopussy

: noun.

1. Having a raunchy orgy with 8 women of aboriginal descent.

2. The vagina or "pussy" of the octopus.

1. Jim: "Kevin you will not believe what I did last night!"
Kevin: "What did you do, Jim? Tell me now! I'm so eager to know."
Jim: "I got some rank octopussy!"
Kevin: "DAMN! Gotta love that octopussy!"

2. Harold: "Look at that octopus! She has a colossal octopussy!"

by EyeEatUOut June 28, 2009

Depressed Octopus

A depressed octopus is usually a female that is very happy and weird.

Katie: *Throws apple at a hobo* *Laughs*

Me: o.O You're such a depressed octopus!!

by Carl the Unicorn August 23, 2011

octopus

As many fingers from one hand that can fit in the vagina (4-5 hopefully) and the same goes for the other hand anally (2-4), then wiggle all the fingers vigorously.

Yo, I still got all your mom's stank on my fingers after I gave her the old octopus last night.

by hempson August 3, 2005

octopussy man

a bright blue bear body, with a pink octopuss for a head that makes a loud "scary" noise when you squeeze his tummy!

Gavin: did you bring octopussy man ?
Togsy: hes in my finding nemo backpack! =D
Gavin: cool, i got my curious georges in my spiderman backpack!
*both puts a thumbs up in each others faces*

by d= January 25, 2008

Octopus move

A sexual act in which the partner caresses the member with all 5 fingers; the palm goes towards the head as the female pulls upwards. It is a highly awkward and unsatisfying move and should not be attempted by anyone.

Man, she kept using the octopus move on me, I couldn't get it up lol ^^.

by aFlexY August 25, 2009