Chuck Norris
by allthe420 March 18, 2018
Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.
by averagealien02 July 11, 2018
by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008
by Yo September 09, 2004
Chuck Norris is the biggest badass on the planet. As a matter of fact, if you divide Chuck by zero, you get one... one badass that is! Some more proven facts about this badass are...
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
by gO:David August 23, 2009
Before the universe was created Chuck Norris was already born. He befriended Space and Time. One day when they were playing, Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked Space and Time, thus resulting in what we now know as the Big Bang.
Chuck Norris told me not to make any examples of him or if I did he would roundhouse kick me in the face so hard it would destroy the universe he created.
by Chuck Norris' Bitch July 20, 2009
The norris nuts are kind and amazing youtubers
they now have over 5 million subscribers and their fandom name is #LEGENDS the norris nuts consistently upload on all of their channels at least once every 2-3 weeks sometimes even less
they do videos like Gaming, Cooking Challenges and more <3
Follow me on Insta~ @bxbbles.nxrris
they now have over 5 million subscribers and their fandom name is #LEGENDS the norris nuts consistently upload on all of their channels at least once every 2-3 weeks sometimes even less
they do videos like Gaming, Cooking Challenges and more <3
Follow me on Insta~ @bxbbles.nxrris
Sabre: "Hi Legends It's Sabre"
Sockie: "Sockie"
Biggy: "Biggy"
Naz: "Naz"
All: "And together where the Norris Nuts"
Sockie: "Sockie"
Biggy: "Biggy"
Naz: "Naz"
All: "And together where the Norris Nuts"
by BubblyNorris <3 December 19, 2021