Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail
man 1: shorty is very attractive
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
by bsssen April 27, 2025
Get the Start the offensemug. Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
Get the Danish Offensemug. Person 1: Heard you took someone to court?
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
Person 2: Yeah they charged the clown.
Person 1: What were they charged with?
Person 2: Comedic Offense...
by Purble! December 12, 2020
Get the Comedic Offensemug. The single best and most meta playstyle in the video game Overwatch, those who play it are usually the best players of their game.
Player 1: why is no one playing offensive widowmaker? we'll never win!
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.
by jim_odeur January 25, 2017
Get the offensive widowmakermug.