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shoulder-holster

The act of sticking your penis in your partner's armpit for sexual gratification. To armpit-fuck.
I was tittie-fucking my girl and then went to the side for some shoulder-holster action.
by Emar Tino April 25, 2008
mugGet the shoulder-holstermug.

frozen shoulder

The next step up from a cold shoulder, to totally and entirelly blow someone off.
I tried talking to her but she gave me the frozen shoulder.
On the drive home he gave me the frozen shoulder because i wouldn't buy him ice cream.
by Oscairo January 11, 2009
mugGet the frozen shouldermug.

shoulder surfer

Someone who steals PIN numbers at ATMs or public telephones by looking over people's shoulders while they enter their numbers.
He had a $2,000 phone bill after a shoulder surfer scoped the PIN for his calling card.
by P. Brain August 31, 2006
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cheese shoulder

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"
Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.
by that girl April 15, 2004
mugGet the cheese shouldermug.

shoulder monkey

The invisible monkeys that live on either of one's shoulders.
Tell your shoulder monkey to stop throwing feces at me!
by beepers872 January 7, 2008
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cold shoulder

When a female rejects a guy after he tries to get into her under garments. Also, when one of your friends tries to compliment or hit on a girl, and she disses him. Usually reffered to in sign language by patting your shoulder, showing your wingman that your chances with the hot breezie is going down to china town.
Max was trying to be all slick n stuff, by telling Molly she had nice smelling hair, but she gave him the cold shoulder when she stomped on his nuts with high heels and left.
by Dennis of Btown September 8, 2008
mugGet the cold shouldermug.

Shoulder-rings

A version of earrings made by your shoulders. This is when you are so wound up and uptight that your shoulders will not relax and fall to their natural level. So therefore you have shoulder earrings!
Are you gonna wear hoop earrings or your shoulder-rings tonight? You gots to chill.
by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011
mugGet the Shoulder-ringsmug.

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