Naughty-fication

The kind of notification you get by pure coincidence as soon as you decide to get clean and get away from all temptations (sex mostly).

Me: I need to eat better, exercise and focus on myself, no more toxic relationships or one-night stands.
Some random girl that i just met: Hello, I was feeling kind of lonely in my house, can you drop by?
Me: Vade retro Satanas, I'm not letting that Naughty-fication ruin my life

by Arb_ July 18, 2021

Naughty Fred

The Naughty Fred is a ritual where one keen Manchester United fan continuously bets on Fred to score in all of his fixtures. This ritual is often described as idiotic and absurd, however, can provide great monetary rewards to those willing to take on this risky yet rewarding journey.

I won £500 on Naughty Fred this year!

by The Jomies March 3, 2023

naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.

-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!

by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022

Naughty Bits

A man or woman’s sex organs.

I had so much sex last night that my naughty bits hurt!

by anonymous April 23, 2021

naughty peter

When your penis goes into the wrong hole during sexual intercourse

Im a little soar today frank gave me a naughty peter last night.

by Tammy2ton March 18, 2016

Naughty Noose

Alternative name for auto erotic asphyxiation

I heard he was into some Naughty Noose

by Naughty Noose August 29, 2022

Naughty Whale

When a man and a large women are doing "it" doggy style, the male sticks his dick in her ass causes her to sing like a whale.

Does your female sing like a dolphin or a whale? i had a naughty whale last night!

by dolphiness December 25, 2011