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Nantoosh

'Your gran has the biggest, sweatiest nantoosh I've ever felt!'
by Stevie Hughesy-dog McGavigan December 22, 2009
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nantucket noseplugger

after she gave me a blowjob, i went ahead and gave 'er the old nantucket noseplugger!
by Paul ainslie February 13, 2004
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Nantucket Sleighride

The act of snorting a line of the substance of your choice, out of the valley of your spouse/lover/random hobo's butt crack and taint.

Sexual Slang akin to the Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, and Brunswick.
Man, you got some sort of brown schutz hanging from your nostril.

Oh, Thanks. I just did a Nantucket Sleighride with your aunt in the wine cellar, guess the snow was starting to melt...
by Benjamin Kranklin February 24, 2005
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Naitz

Vernacular for testicles, in other words, balls.
While you're down there, lick my naitz.
by The Big Bazoo January 9, 2009
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nantucket necter

When a guy cums and pees in a goblet or challace, then dumps it on his partners head and licks it off.
Let's drink some Nantucket necter tonight babeee
by Kittykat12269 March 7, 2015
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Nantucket

small island off of Massachusetts. In the summer asshole tourists ruin the island and in the winter the much less rich natives live there. Best place on the entire world if not for the people that don't know what ACK actually means. You can do almost anything on the island and it is loads of fun.
Hey guys when we go to Nantucket we should totally visit brant point I heard thats what all the natives do
by dfhdafhgad July 2, 2015
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Middle Road Nanticoke, PA

A narrow pencil-dick of a road which leads drivers into one of the most disgusting, downtrodden towns in America: Nanticoke, Pennsylvania.

While on Middle Road, drivers can expect to regularly see: deer, turkeys, vomit, empty beer cans, bloodsucking leeches, Virgin Mary statuettes, crack pipes, bird corpses, obese shirtless men, Burger King wrappers, human shit, Hello Kitty lunch boxes and John McCain 2008 presidential campaign memorabilia scattered across the pavement.

Drivers will also notice a unique surplus of doomed school children waiting at bus stops along with geeked-out junkies looking for their next heroin fix...two groups which often aren't mutually exclusive.

The worst part about traveling to Nanticoke on Middle Road is that the only reward for one's pilgrimage is the chance to visit a decrepit, slime ball town with less to be proud of than post-WWII Germany.

The main attraction of this place is a penis-shaped memorial sculpture in the town square which is constantly mocked and defaced by the town's inbred teenagers.
Guy 1: "Hey, how you gonna get to LCCC?"
Guy 2 : "I guess I'll take Middle Road Nanticoke, PA ."
Guy 1: "You'd be better off drinking the blood of an AIDS patient."
by Otis Yoze September 6, 2017
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