Nantz

1. To jinx a player by citing a statistic suggesting that player's consistency with respect to a particular task, especially kicking a field goal in football or taking a free throw in basketball.

2. To make an otherwise thrilling, significant or unusual event seem pedestrian and dull, especially in a sports context.

1. "He lines up for the easy, chip shot field goal. This would win the Superbowl. He's automatic from this range. Never misses. For the win... kick is up... no good."

"Dammit, the kicker just got Nantzed."

2. "And that 71-yard, game-winning field goal just capped off an impressive 65-point comeback win for the Miami Dolphins over the New England Patriots. How about that? And how about a new episode of Cold Case, tonight after we find out what's eating Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes."

Nantz by Bergeron December 29, 2007

Jim Nantz 

Announcer for CBS. Does golf, football. Known to be the biggest Patriots alive. Don't believe me, watch a Patriots game on CBS, then you'll agree with me.

Phil Simms: Hey Jim, why is Tom Brady playing badly today?

Jim Nantz then takes the CBS owned shotgun and kills Phil Simms.

Jim Nantz by Big Dick Johnsons Large Cock February 23, 2011

Nanzo 

The simpist person of all simps. Someone who simps for so many girls/boys that he/she loses count of the amount of girls he/she simps for. Usually they simp for celebs and especially Korean ones.

You such a nanzo

Nanzo by A friend of a Nanzo June 9, 2021

Natzer 

A Natzer is some who natzes on a someone else on a daily basis. As a Natzer you have to be extremely proficient in any first person shooter games. Natzing could be described as a an extreme form of rekking someone else.

Every Natzer will win a 1v1 on Rust against a Non-Natzer at any time of the day.

You are so sick, you are a real Natzer.

I love the way you natzed him.

You are a Natzer, you are obliged to write "G E N A T Z T" after each one tap.

Natzer by OriginalNatzer January 27, 2021

Man from Nantucket 

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!

Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick

Man from Nantucket by HyperBad September 12, 2018

Nantucket Nibbler 

This is a sex move that can only be performed when the female is pregnant. The male must first nibble on the woman's breats, excreting a small amount of milk into his mouth. The man then deposits the milk into the woman's vagina and uses it as lube while he fucks her.

My wife finally let me give her the Nantucket Nibbler last night

Nantucket Nibbler by Jewmaster3000 November 22, 2010

Nahtzee 

Nahtzee was a popular world war 2 game that Jewish soldiers played. to score the highest, you must kill five guys named Hans in a row. the German armies retaliated with a game of their own called Gas Who.

'hey yo! I just killed five guys called Hans!'
'bro nice, that's a Nahtzee for sure!'

Nahtzee by Vladimir Gluten October 17, 2021