raunchy steak

a steak that looks and smells sketchy and tough (hence coming from a dead cow) but tastes great.

He had a really raunchy steak but everybody wanted a piece of his meat.

by apebutt June 19, 2011

steak mud

N.) The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas expelled from ones rectum after consuming large quantities of steak.

Oh dear lord, who blew that Steak Mud?

by MotelPubes July 25, 2018

Shit-steak

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

by Fordtuff June 26, 2018

Tinderloin steak

Not sexual but potential way future gold diggers begin their careers. The free dinner you get when going on Tinder dates and your date pays. Most often consumed by females.

"Hey what are you having for dinner tonight?"...."I'm going for some Tinderloin steak"

by jt.tj February 28, 2016

Good steak

When you’re at an awkward family gathering and trying to cover up a conversation about the dank weed you just smoked with your goons behind the shed with a wholesome family dinner meat of choice.

“fuck, that was some good steak”

by Dougtherug September 16, 2019

Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 05, 2021

bumping steaks

the act of, or willingness to, engage in sexual relations with one of the opposite sex; the accidental or intentional contact of sexual organs

"I would totally bump steaks with that slut in the jeans over there."
"Whoops, we just bumped steaks. *No homo."
"We're totally bumping steaks right now."
"I would bump HER steaks."

*If neccesary

by regal101 September 16, 2010