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glob norb

When you're so high you think you're an alien, you have become a parasite or brain slug to your social group.
Bro, you're such a glob norb right now, go chop some lumber. High 420 blaze stoner stoned
by Neotheleo January 4, 2016
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Nobody

Also known as "the third option" Was no one until he met his bestie coco. Asked for five thirty bombs and a can of skoal straight for Christmas and his birthday. Puts anything to do with money into terms of thirty bombs. "That suit cost 5 thirty bombs." Considers the St. Louis Cardinals orgasmic. Had a nine week hook up streak until he met a Commie. Loves Mustasha. Needs to learn how to accept compliments better. Its actually good looking even though he is a Nobody and drives a Nobody mobile.
"Oh. My. God. I cant believe i cheated on my boyfriend!! *sobs uncontrollably"
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."
by Freddy Mora April 18, 2009
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The light is on but nobody is home

A common phrase used to refer to someone who's perception is very, very slow. An imbacil for example. Someone who just can't understand.
A: Excuse me, what time is it?
B: Time for you to go home and play with soap!
A: But my mom will be angry if I waste soap?!
B: The light is on but nobody is home
C: Kalevet!!!
by wandman September 1, 2005
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nobo

1. Anyone who is not a hobo, particularly someone who hangs around hobos but has sedentary priorities.
2. A designation prescribed by a hobo to a non-hobo. Signifies the non-hobo's lower standing in the hobo's social structure.
3. An individual with a weak constitution.
Rat may like the traveling life, but he is a nobo because he has a job, a wife, a house, and a kid.

Go get me a beer, nobo.
by hobomike April 8, 2005
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Tomorrow's Nobodies

quite possibly the funniest website ever created. full of black jokes and bad inuendos.
white kid-"im colored"
black guy walks up n slaps the white kid
black guy-"stupid ass honky"

Tomorrow's Nobodies kick ass
by schmiggittybop July 31, 2008
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Norbie

The cutest pet duck on the planet. Loves lettuce, blueberries, pasta, and many other human foods. Very friendly and adorable. Even has her own Instagram.
Did you see the video of Norbie that was just posted? It's so cute!
by Norbie July 13, 2015
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Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.
Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up
by Senorken May 3, 2022
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