comment trail

a bunch of comments posted on a picture or status, usually in the form of a conversation and often found on social networking sites such as facebook or myspace

Did you see that hilarious comment trail Julie and Lisa left on Sarah's status about the whales??

by teslaa! August 10, 2009

Commenter's Remorse

Similar to "Buyer's Remorse" when a person on Facebook regrets commenting or liking a status because they are flooded with notifications and emails when multiple other comments are posted over a given period of time.

Steve: "Just got a new car!"
Phil: Likes Status and Replies
Facebook: You and 30 other people commented on Steve's status.
Email: 127 new messages
Phil: Replies to status "fuck you guys"
Steve: Likes Phil's reply and replies "Commenter's Remorse much?"

by cpxander June 23, 2011

Child Comments

A comment on a video that has nothing to do with the video whatsoever.
Or it is a comment on a video that is made of random letters.

Child Comments can be defined as: if you see a comment on a MrBeast video talking about their pet fish.
It can also be defined as: if you look in MrBeast comment section and see a comment saying ahfhfjfjtbn that was be an example of Child Comments

by Carsonman616 July 26, 2023

voice comment

The craziest new form of Myspace communication since the Myspace IM. Dial a friend’s assigned comment number and instantly get a hold of a really excited automated message before you speak into the phone after the beep. What ensues post-beep is sheer chaos. Franticly searching to say something while you realize time will run out soon, and when that comes, you have three choices, save, listen, rerecord. You decide to listen, only to find that you sound like a complete jackass, and after the message has been heard, it is automatically saved and sent. One listens to the comment on your friends page in shame, then regrets ever even attempting it, or at least thinks about why they didn’t rerecord.

friend 1 "dude, I sounded like a fuckin idiot in your voice comment!"
friend 2 "naw, you sounded the same"
friend 3 "ahahaha, did you get mine?"
friend 2 "naw i haven't checked yet"
friend 3 "i sounded like a dumbass too!"

by vitascope September 3, 2006

Dry commenting

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.

"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"

by wondercito March 11, 2021

Keith Comment

Building up your ego by using ridiculous and false comments that cannot be disproved due to the given circumstances

Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here

If you use a Keith comment you owe a dollar to the jar

by Joey Bats July 2, 2014

comment bomb

In short, killing a comment thread. This can occour many ways. A few examples are: going completely off-topic, posting a very long comment, or posting any comment that makes other commenters feel as if they just shouldn't add another comment. Comment bombs are often dropped by a thread killer.

Bob: "HAHA! Funny picture!"
Sarah: "Lol, I remember when this happened!! =)"
Jared: "I'm sorry, I just can't laugh at this right now. I'm so depressed."
Jared: "I feel so alone... Someone hold me"

Jared just went comment bombing.

by pseudonull June 26, 2009