glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

(O)Possum Muffler

When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.

"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."

"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."

by (O)victim June 22, 2025

Motor city muffler

Putting a washcloth in betweens ones ass cheeks while in shower to deaden the sound and smell of an oncoming fart while your soon to be sexual partner is in close proximty or in same bathromm as s
aid person .

Jerry was in shower after a night of eating white castles aa he waa washing up getting ready for some hot sex he gave himself a motor city muffler so jessica couldnt hear or smell his horrible gas from those little tasty sliders.

by Detroit dikhead August 19, 2025

Muffler

A stupid person who is against project jaws (evolve 3D definition)

"This dirty muffler can't even create his own creatures."

by Project Jaws September 13, 2025

See Muffler

Suffering the indignity of having your ass kicked and then being stuffed under your own car. Typically done by one's own friends as a result of their cockiness, selfishness and/or rudeness. Once stuffed, the stuffee understands it was deserved and no retribution is allowed.

It was a total dick move showing up to your littles sister's birthday drunk. I've been a real asshole lately. I really need to see muffler.

by William Dawes Ghost January 29, 2025

Cajun muffler

When someone is plugged up and decides to drop the plug out and release the pressure it only leads to a cascade of shit flowing down their leg in JNKO jeans. Then using the bottom of the jeans as a mop just to spread it all over the floor like a rumba that ran over dog shit.

I thought it was a quick fart but turned out it was a cajun muffler situation.

by himi85 March 10, 2025

Weenie muffler

Someone who likes to sniff the shit off of someone’s penis after they did it with a guy that had shit on his butthole

Guy1 - Wassup bro what did you do last night?
Guy2- Nothing Much.. just had a threesome last night and one of the guys was a weenie muffler.

by TheUrbanKing444 May 1, 2025