glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

Boston Muffler

When you're penetrating someone anally and they fart, creating a muffler sound.

Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"

by ItsPseudo October 5, 2017

Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange

You ever been to muffler masters? So weird

by Griz1692 April 6, 2023

FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -

NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

Mufflering

The act of taking a pull from a vaporizer tank without use of a protective drip tip and/or top cap.

Basically putting the lips on hot metal tube and inhaling vapor.

Dude...I'm so high, I almost started mufflering my vape RDA without the top cap. My lips would have been burnt and blistered like a herpes outbreak.

by LordFinesse78 June 7, 2018

bone muffler

Vag, pussy, vagina (a penis warmer/holder)

That babe’s got a bone muffler that just won’t quit

by sleazmeister December 17, 2023