Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

by Jnasty60 November 30, 2019

Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 08, 2022

mowed the lawn

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Mowed the lawn

by Woopinyoass November 02, 2020

I go mow

When you’re excited all the hip to the jive kids say “I go mow”

Man 1: hey are you up for zip lining ?
Man 2: yeah man, I go mow!

by Hip to the jive go mow January 05, 2018

Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.

by LydiLauLillith April 22, 2024

Mow on

A term commonly used to provide encouragement to fellow lawn enthusiasts. Famed for its use in Facebook group, 'blokes and their lawns'

"Nice patch you got there, mow on seeking validation for his lawn on Facebook group bloke"

by Regularaussiebloke. May 24, 2021

whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 05, 2017