Mosquito

A tiny vampire, but does not suck enough blood so the other person will be a vampire
Person 1: I just got bitten by a tiny vampire
Person 2: you mean a mosquito
by luckade December 02, 2009
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Mosquito

These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?
Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH
by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022
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a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep
i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(
by botermossel September 15, 2020
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Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.
I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.
by hasdu July 06, 2014
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Mosquito

The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere July 24, 2013
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mosquito s a r e u h g l i
by pewdiepies mum March 29, 2019
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Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.
"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"
by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024
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