Bobbly Montys

When areolas are excited the Montgomery Glands bobbly up!

LivelyDk noticed Daisys was excited to see him while on cam because she had lovely Bobbly Montys

by LivelyDK October 13, 2025

Montis

A true best friend, but he is a celbat and NOT by choice

"Look at Montis over there" "Yeah you can tell he cant get girls"

by Uffe Danielsson August 29, 2022

Monty

Monty can be meant as the SmExIeSt dog to walk the earth

Monty can also mean I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends

Monty is so cute

by SeMeXy February 26, 2022

The Monti Kink

The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

by NaughtyDan June 25, 2021

monty pythoff

When two nerds quote Monty Python sketches back and forth for way too long.

Nerd 1: We are the knights who say nee!
Nerd 2: What is your favorite color?
Nerd 1: There are some who call me... Tim.
Nerd 3: Aw, shit. Monty Pythoff!

by DJradiotic February 7, 2020

Monty

Really rude and a fuckboy. A guy who goes for his exes and has an on and off thing with them.

Damn he is a monty

by Lol.meno. January 21, 2022

Monty

"doing a Monty" is the act of taking a photo of yourself in front of a full length mirror to post on Instagram in order to "flex" your "garms".

Clashing colours are advised. For maximum effect, dungarees should be worn.

Hey man I did a wicked Monty the other day, I wore my dungarees and looked like I was still in preschool. Got bare likes on the 'gram.

by anonymous November 24, 2021