milwaukee pasta bandit

somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead

"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

Milwaukee scrapbook

When you use your semen to paste a picture of a loved one (dead mother, children, ex lover) to your partner's back and then rail them from behind to the while you think about the person in the picture

"I was really missing my daddy and Margaret so I gave my partner the old Milwaukee scrapbook and we'd love to her while I cried like a little girl"

by Thelonedart March 4, 2021

Milwaukee Chainsaw

(Noun) When a woman’s stubbly bush gives you rug burn.

“Bro did you hook up with her last night?” “Yeah and she gave me that Milwaukee Chainsaw.”

by omionous box August 31, 2025

Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025

milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

Milwaukee Mudpie

When you’re making sweet sweet love, and right before you’re about to nut, you pull out, cum in your hand and slap it on her booty hole and smear it up to her coochie, leaving a sticky mess of her mud hole.

“Bro we were banging, and I pulled out and accidentally gave her a milwaukee mudpie. I don’t even know why I did it, but it sure seemed like the right thing to do at the time”

by Sukmetwice June 11, 2022

The Milwaukee Mouthwash

When a girl squirts in your mouth while she is crushing your head between her thighs

I heard Kamala gave Ron The Milwaukee Mouthwash and he couldn't talk for a week.

by Richard Waterson December 4, 2023