Mexican turd face 

When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped

Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face

Mexican turd face by Tim Blodgett November 10, 2006

Mexican Torchlight

when a girl or guy takes a cotton ball and pours alcohol on it, then puts it on top of a guys pennis and lights it on fire.

"yesterday, mona the screamer gave me a Mexican Torchlight"- abby smith

Mexican Torchlight by rodo the white dawrf killer March 1, 2010

mexican time 

from San diego to San Ferando valley ( or Oxnard )

Hombre what was UR mexican time to Oxnard?? Amigo dos extra days from San Ferando Valley to Oxnard. Why so long?

Ahhh U no, Hollywood mujeres I had my mexican shorts on!

mexican time by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Transport 

A shitty pickup truck with a ton of people riding in the bed.

Rob: That Mexican transport has to be illegal. They got like 20 people stuffed into the back of that old truck
Jose: Naw man they doo dat all da time en mexico!!!

Mexican Transport by ChildOfLivonia February 8, 2010

Mexican Tortilla Sandwich 

A collection of toppings, including meat, vegetables, cheese and sour cream compiled into a tortilla. Sometimes adorned with hot sauce or salsa.

Hey, wanna go get some tacos?
Naw, but I'd be down for some mexican tortilla sandwiches!

Mexican Tortilla Sandwich by alabasterjeff December 9, 2011

Mexican Tour Guide 

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.

I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.

Mexican Tour Guide by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

Mexican tie 

Having sex with four flexible and while one is on your dick two others shove soft tacos in there ass leaving it there until it is you turn to hop on the penis. you take out the soft taco and shove it in the mouth making him through up around his neck.

Rob got a Mexican tie last night.
He's nasty as fuck.

Mexican tie by Mexican t July 5, 2014